Stan the man is good - good for nothing.
He’s not just good at being bad - you will believe he’s the best.
If he were any better - he would be the worse.
He can do nothing - like no one else can.
A simple man normally naive, witlessly wise, modest, moronic but always kind with one ambition the desire to become a great magician!!
Stan - Stan the Non-Magic Magic Man he can’t do it like no one else can!