Stan the man is good - good for nothing.

He’s not just good at being bad - you will believe he’s the best.

If he were any better - he would be the worse.

He can do nothing - like no one else can.

A simple man normally naive, witlessly wise, modest, moronic but always kind with one ambition the desire to become a great magician!!

Stan - Stan the Non-Magic Magic Man he can’t do it like no one else can!